🍕 TABLE-O-RAMA 2000 🌭

🍝 Välkommen to Table-O-Rama 2000!!!

The internet's #1* restaurant booking portal. Find a restaurant, gasp at the prices, book a table, and wait for one of our highly trained waiters to CONFIRM it (eventually).
*according to us

💬 WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAY

"Paid 2 400 kr for a soup that was just warm ketchup. The waiter called it 'deconstructed'." - Göran, Borås

"I tried to seat myself and got a 403. Ten out of ten, would be forbidden again." - A walk-in

"My booking got cancelled and then they refused to confirm it. The kitchen just shouted 409 at me." - Lisa, 34

"The bread was older than my children." - Anonymous

"Best restaurant website I have ever seen." - The webmaster's mom

🕰️ OPENING HOURS

Monday to Sunday: 00:00 - 24:00
Except when the server is asleep, or the chef is.

🚧 PAGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1997 🚧

🍽️ Our Fine Restaurants

🍽️ Restaurant

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📅 Book a Table

Members only. Fill in the form, press the big button, and a waiter will confirm it. Probably.

🎫 My Booking

🧑‍🍳 Staff Kitchen - Order Rail

Every booking, sorted by state. The buttons on each slip come straight from the booking's HATEOAS _links, so you only see the moves that are possible right now. Confirming and seating is for waiters. Anyone else gets a 403.

👑 The Owner's Office

Owners only. Everyone else gets a 403 for trying.